The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 30, 2019

Where do you think Coorows came from?

When the place is full it’s murder.

Check your receipt, fella. You don’t want to get rooked.

Great play on words. I love when I have to work a little to get the gag.

The bird is the WORD ….

MYCROW BREWERY

Birds pouring their own beer might be caws for alarm.

So this is a crowbar.

He’s having a beer and a bump – shot of Old Crow!

Well there’s Rook Coffee, so why not My Crow Brewery?

He sells birdseed in case you get ravenous.

You might want to check what’s actually in that beer. Then again, you might not.

Oh no, Old Crow. I knew someone would be me to an Old Crow comment.

He decided to start a brewery because he had a cawling.

But the chicken that has the brewery on the other side of the road serves a mean German Bwaaak.

It’s a Brewer’s Blackbird

He used “Autocorrect”

Sighh… it’s not misspelled, just backwards. I have to explain this to all my customers.

After a night in that bar, all you can say the next morning is, “Nevermore.”

Is the bird pouring himself a glass of Old Crow?! ( I wonder if they still make it?)

subtle

Jim Crow brand

Hey Buddy – why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

This is a tough place to work. You’re always being mycrow-managed.

Keep your fine feathered friend under “lark and key.”

A group of crows is a “murder”, so a single crow is “attempted murder”

It’s the same story the crow told me; it’s the only one he knows.

Microft.

Mycrow Brew.

oh, micro brew thanks. so sad for those with a political mind. get over it Please!