Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2019

I bet she thinks this ’toon is about her.

Why is PA in the ladies’ room? Shouldn’t MA be the one in there?

Well at least they can’t say they were framed.

FXY LDY can’t figure out how “Crazy Jim” was able to stalk her. Maybe from the Wi-FI at Starbucks, her Face Book account, or was he the janitor at work who went through her waste basket.

Subversive that the vanity plate is from CA? Likely southern CA. Most of the folks from the Central Valley and northern CA seem to want to distance themselves from the folks from San Fran and south. Different breeds.

I’ve seen that FXY LDY plates in several states – vanity is right!

A former plate, the luck of the draw, was BJ6 T295, a short story on the car. A dance competition involving six different partners with just one minute to work out the choreography, out of 300 possible points. Bravo Juliet, six Tango 295.

At least the plate does not say I.C.U.P.

The others can’t even, either. Their numbers are odd.