Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 27, 2019

I could say something about how is skid marks are green rather than the more common color, but I’m not that kind of person.

At least he skids on foot now rather than behind the wheel. We’re grateful that Sheriff MunkyBluze was able to get him off the roads. We sent A LOT of complaints.

I like the joyous comics best.

Cardboard pants really work well for sliding on grass, don’t they Kenny?

Kenny believes in fate.

Safe!!! The Ballard Bulldozers are gonna skid roughshod over the opposition this spring!

Yes, that’s about as Kenny as you can get.

He made his mark in the world.

He’ll skid his way into skid row. Where’s the joy in that?

Even in his younger years as a pilot, he flew by the seat of his pants.

not near as dangerous as Kenny Claymore

Ooo.. nasty one today.

If i tried that now i’d end up with two broken hips.

Kenny still holds the Ballard Street Little League all-time record for stolen bases.

A marketing opportunity for a laundry soap company here.

WHEEEEEEE!

Back in junior high there was a kid named Skidmore. We used to call him “Skidmark”.

Kenny’s been going downhill for many years now.

At least, when he got into the real estate business in Ballad he changed his name to Skidmore. His real last name wouldn’t have looked too good on his Property for Sale signs – Skidrow Realty.

You think Kenny would be any different if his name was Skidless? Not by a long slide…

“Skidmore: It’s not just a name, it’s a calling.”

HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN !!!!

As does his paramour, Susie Sedentary …

Kenny skids more than anyone else on Ballard Street.

Kenny should skid more on someone else’s lawn for a change.

I hopeThat handle is attached to a shovel and not a hoe.