Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2019

The guy had better be careful or she’ll be ALPACA-ing up and going back home to mom.;D

Camel breath will do it every time! Pit…tewey

Right the first time.

Well, “spat” is the past tense of “spit”, isn’t it?

I have personal experience with this behavior. Unfortunately. It’s amazing how far a llama can spit.

I once did a comedy routine about Obama’s mama’s llama. (in the course of which, alpacas and vicunas were also mentioned. You probably had to be there…….)

Serendipity:https://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2019/04/08?ct=v&cti=1946758

So the daughter has an elbow but the mama does not …..why does crap like this bother me?

Said Melania to her Mom…

It’ll blow over.

LLama, llama’s mama.