The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 08, 2019

Quick someone get coach a “Snickers” bar!

Hey coach Martinez and Hawthorn don’t swing THAT way and neither does the other team.

Looking for a new tight end.

Sometimes you can take the radio guy and let him coach, but not when he’s from Zippy & The Juice and their Morning Zoo!

I’d worry more about that X trying to give your Quarterback a nice big bear hug.

Funny!

Crossing the line without crossing the line.

This could revolutionize football and reality TV!

Probably a tic tac toe man!

Finally!, a spectator sport worth watching.

Wouldn’t that get flagged as an illegal pass?

Looks like the old Biden play, only no women.

This reminded me of this: https://www.gocomics.com/theflyingmccoys/2006/09/17

“Sorry guys, but the violence is upsetting to parents, so this is the way we play from now on.”

It would make for a more interesting game.

Giving the nose tackle a hug would be holding.

Just part of the latest NFL rule changes.

The funniest cartoon like this ever was in Playboy many years ago. A large, Michelangelo-like hand reaches down from the clouds to diagram a play as the radio announcer says “Only a miracle can save Notre Dame.”

Ahhh – the Biden offense!

Talk about full CONTACT !

This play is going to result in a lot of personal fouls.

LOL! That’s really funny!

Might be able to get away with the kiss, but the hug is definitely ‘holding’.

Now that’s the way to score.

Players from the past, a coach from the future.

Ummmm… the new millennium?