The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2019

“Show biz train, baby won’t you climb on board…..”-Attila’s Blues

I’m surprised that Raid Saks 5th Avenue isn’t on there.

Don’t forget to add ‘Take out the trash’.

Never any down time for some relaxing pillaging.

The wife might let him pillage but not the word that usually comes before that.

You say you will, then you won’t

come on Hun, don’t.

And, when he gets home after a hard day’s Pillaging, she says, “Hi Hun!”

If he completed the list she promised to stop the Mongolian throat singing.

He can never seem to find time to write his book. “It Takes A Pillage”.

Took me a minute to remember the term “honey-do list.” I just think of it as a to-do list.

If his wife left him the list, why is HE the one writing it?

And, if you get Hungary, take a Snickers break.

I’m 99% sure the man had more than one wife, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t hen-pecked, lol

Q: What’s black and white and conquered half of Asia?

A: Attila the Nun.