Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2019

A trivia is something you put under a hot dish to keep it from scarring the table’s woodwork. Moles don’t cook their food. Or have tables. Or chairs. Or flatware. Yet they alone, in all their world, are not trivial. Or maybe that was a trivet.

moles in the underground, can even have moles under their bras….

Froglandia is home to the world’s entire population of four-star nose moles.

You found out. Caring isn’t necessary.

… it’s no great wonder that Pence was talking about the U.S. going back to the moon in 5 years…

… Pence has been taking up space for years…

… a week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland…

… a week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe…

… I am always amazed how one family can have both a Cain and Abel…

…me… I was the white sheep of my family…

…[ “I asked my father if I could go ice skating…

… he said wait until it gets warmer!” ]…

…not funny?…

… what does Teresa think Frog Applause is?…

…Fox Trot?…

…FAKE News spreads hatred and divisiveness…

…FROG APPLAUSE spreads margarine like it’s on toast…

… INRI…

“almost”

Where can I get some of those ‘Not Funny’ stickers? I need some for my copy of “Macbeth”.

I just like their sauce.

Gophers leave holes, moles make mounds, not funny.

If you label something not funny, it usually is.

This toon is sponsored by MOLE … the Moronic Organization for Lame Excretions ….

How many moles of squat is that? Avogadro knows. But they’re obviously blind to the irony.

Oh what fun I would have with a nose like that. Some moles have all the luck.

some moles end up in guacamole..

Edwin Booth found himself in quite a spot on the face of this earth…

There was an episode of “Branded” starring Chuck Connors about Edwin Booth and some people gunning for him to kill him for his brother’s murder of Lincoln.

Take four “not funny” stickers, two talking moles, and one bit of historical trivia. Add a dash of sarcasm. Mix. Stir well. Let simmer for about twenty minutes.

Voilà!

A satisfying day’s worth of Frog Applause!

More easy recipes in “The Lame Froglandian’s Kitchen Aide Cookbook and Joke Compendium,” at good book dealers everywhere, or in the Froglandia National Library (except that their copy has had several pages ripped out)….

A feast of booths. I sukkoth at understanding these things.