Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 10, 2019

“Please, try not to get worse, you will be his first patients.”

Now you know why it is said that doctors “practice” medicine…

Usually practice out on a golf course.

take it easy doc…

The state requires CEU credits. They have revised the opioid prescription recommendations to “none”.

Oh how I’d love to type in my former doctor’s name here.

I hope he’s an eye doctor because both patients look like they have issues. Must be a genetic disorder.

And the nurse is an ordained Universal Life minister, she’ll perform your marriage ceremony.

I’m outta herrrrrrrre!

Sounds like that AT&T ad!

This brain tumor operation should be a snap – at least according to this YouTube video!

Sadly there is a push in medicine to put so many of these PA, NP, and MD and DO programs on line. So scary.

Now they are gonna sustain further injuries breakin’ down the the door to get out.

And I thought it was bad when you order a burger and they have to find a cow….

Of course, he DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Medicine for Dummies – on Kindle.