Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for April 02, 2019

and after a peaceful death, gave his body to science . . .

He was a good egg.

Now I feel worse! It would have been better had it just stood around and crapped in the lawn.

This is so sad it’s phunny.

But killed for its meat in the end none the less.

And was REALLY tasty!

And wasn’t butchered until he dropped dead of old age.

Met an untimely death crossing the road against the light.

…But (significantly?) did not live happily ever after. For the humane model that ends that way, see John Eldredge’s book, Epic.