Monty by Jim Meddick for April 15, 2019

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The spirit animal has additional “fleece”.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    There is no getting away from society. The moon will have an ATM before it has a manned base.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If we pay extra can we avoid the drum circle?

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    People who have money to burn will always find people with matches.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We expect you to take something away with you, but we will make every effort to minimize that, and lighten your burdens.

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    Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The money is in the banana stand.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    Forked tounge to entice SILVER SPOONS !

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    nitromicro  over 5 years ago

    If I pay the $500, can I get a chakra rebalancing included?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not just an ATM, but a Saloon, Cat House and Pawn Shop.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Make sure there’s a way to get out of that sweat lodge. Those things can kill you.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    The Yogi is just out from a successful 18-month stretch following his performance at Fyre Festival.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is that some kind of fancy “yurt” behind him? SUCKERS! :)

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    wildman-al  over 5 years ago

    Better than a 9,000 dollar pew seat at a Joel Olsteen service.(I am not kidding)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    We are material beings so being against materiality is counter intuitive.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Sounds about right.

    I hope Monty did not neglect to bring his credit card and/or checkbook….

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    Chrystos B Minot Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Haha! I just had such a spiritual meditation! I can’t wait to monetize it!

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    steverinoCT  over 5 years ago

    The guy who in the 1880s (?) (too lazy to look it up) predicted the end of the world made a killing selling special robes for the event. After all, who would need money? Apparently the guy. His cult lives on, as Seventh-Day Adventists.

    Okay, Millerites, circa 1840. So I did look it up.

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