Close to Home by John McPherson for April 12, 2019

Almost as much fun as a Baby Ruth candy bar floating in the pool; as in the movie Caddy Shack; I think.

I would have gone for the radio controlled alligator, costs a little more but definitely more fun.

So… a whole school with just one remote? Do the all just move in sync? What if I want to attack from multiple angles?

Is there a missing (and much-needed) humor panel somewhere???

What a great concept. Of course the biting is problematic, but still, think of the possibilities.

Is that Bleeb hiding behind a blade of grass? Oh, I surly hope so, I miss the little feller.

comes with referral to a great divorce lawyer.

Someone needs to scream “Piranhas!” first.

Forget the couch; he’ll be sleeping outside.