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Freakin’ pervert! I hope the subway cops wrestle him to the ground, cuff him (can you cuff penguin wings?), and drag him off to the Greybar Hotel….
Bilan almost 6 years ago
That’s okay. With smartphones, you wouldn’t even know if somebody’s in your personal space or a mile away.
Plumbob Wilson almost 6 years ago
What’s that in her hands?
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Take that book. Raise it above your head. Bring it down on your head real, real, head HARD.
Smash the annoying Pest.
ACK! Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Just smelling your hair. ;-)
Paschendale almost 6 years ago
For the first 2 frames I really thought that was gonna turn out to be Dallas in drag for some unknown reason
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
What happened to the cage with the flashing light that Opus wore when Steve Dallas hijacked Oliver’s time machine?
johnec almost 6 years ago
I can’t tell – who is speaking here? Opus? Or the poor woman he has inflicted himself on.
And it may be dangerous to annoy someone with such sharp heels on their boots – because “these boots were made for walking”.
Code the Enforcer almost 6 years ago
Penguin-Powered Hair Dryers!!! Who knew?!
The bad part? Your hair smells like smelt for WEEKS! ;)
face.less_b almost 6 years ago
I thought it would smelt that way.
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
When I tried this at Starbucks, they asked me to leave.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Freakin’ pervert! I hope the subway cops wrestle him to the ground, cuff him (can you cuff penguin wings?), and drag him off to the Greybar Hotel….