Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2019

Besides, it’s “smitten,” not “smited.”

It that B.C’s Cute Chick in the lemonade stand?

Whatever sells.

Smitten

Lemonade is much cooler than smiting enemies especially when it is served by that woman.

Unless you want to be a toad, better offer the Wizard a glass…

And further down the road is Lucy Van Pelt with her psychiatric help stand. Get your five cents out, folks.

“When to Use ‘Smote’ and When to Use ‘Smitten’” from https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/smite-smote-smitten-smoted-smut-smit

Location. Location. Location. Smiting enemies us usually thirsty work.

Providing a valuable, and sustainable business!

Change your to “Kisses” and you’ll win!

AHA certified “No Enemies Were Harmed in the Making of This Cartoon”

That girl’s an anti-smiter.

Definitively not a good wizard. Not even good at grammar.

Still having a hard time believing those men would prefer to stand in Wiz’s line…

She could up the ante with a new sign: “Cop a feel”

Is this a Beyonce reference, to lemonade and enemies?? Just wondering…

With her looks, I’d go for the lemonade.

What are they both charging and how does it compare to the Van Pelt Psychiatric Services booth a few strips down?