B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 19, 2011

Well a deer hunter name Clumsy is dumb enough to fall for it.

Good morning everyone.

Too bad it’s Duck Season!

If you want to get close to deer, build a Trojan Deer.

QUICK! Paint “COW” on the side of it!!

Go ahead, shoot it again. I deer you.

I used to live in deer hunting country and there were too many people who would shoot at anything they thought was a deer; even if that something wore a bright orange-colored vest.

Montana Lady - No, it’s Rabbit season!

BigCheifDesoto - Won’t do any good, they shoot cows, too! - NO JOKE!!!… just as jeffc42 said. We are only about an hour away from NYC and any unposted land attracts all sorts of “interesting” people.

Nothing to say. Facts tell.

Farmer painted ‘cow’ on his cows, ‘horse’ for the horses, etc. The animals all survived. There wasn’t enough of the John Deere tractor to fix.

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Montana Lady, Skye, and Everybody

I used to live in a county where hunters would sit on the hoods of their trucks and look across the road for a deer. I heard on the news they bagged two Pintos. Unforunately, they were Ford Pintos.

Too bad they couldn’t get Elmer Fudd for a cameo appearance!

Only clumsy could fall for something like that? Or would he be the only one?

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

“It’s the second week of deer camp. And the guys are here.”

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Carve out that tenderloin and make sawmill gravy.

Time to get new glasses, Clumsy.

Good morning, BCers!

Y’all are missing the truth here – Peter paid Clumsy to make that shot right whenever a customer questions the effectiveness of the decoys.

Those really ARE just target practice. Unless you slather some deer scent on them.

ak, do you really think Clumsy could hit a target ON PURPOSE when asked to?

Rent “Escanaba in da Moonlight” and enjoy a truly great deer hunting farce/movie from the best Michigander entertainer ever, Jeff Daniels. (Okay, so maybe Tim Allen could get in there close to the top, too. but he didn’t make a swell deer hunting movie.)

Mr. Haney! (Green Acres)

OK, OK take the deer. But let me get my saddle off.

I love it, reading the comments is as funny or funnier than the comic. Keep it going all you BCERS!

If it is deer season, better get Wolfie a bright orange bandana.

Paint “FAKE” on the side.

Find out how many animals can read it.

Take him with you hunting and just point where to shoot!

(Good evening, Pamlicorat, Grog, Gweedo & all the BCers!)

I heard of a stupid hunter last fall. I don’t remember right off where this happened but he shot what he thought was a deer and field dressed it and all the proper things you should do. Except one slight problem… He shot and field dressed a LLAMA! (The farmer who owned the llama was not happy with the situation.)