Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 16, 2019

If you don’t like it here, you can all go to hell.

“A rusty old halo, skinny white cloud, second hand wings full of patches. A rusty old halo, skinny white cloud, robe that’s so woolly and it scratches.” H.Axton

I guess you could call the the Un-Grateful Dead.

That’s some whine list.

Heaven yelp us

“God Pod?” ♥♥♥

The alternative isn’t exactly better. Hell would get negative stars.

This would be more believable if all the reviews were full of misspellings, odd abbreviations, and punctuation and syntax errors. Two stars. Would not ascend hear agn.

One of my favorite Gary Larsen cartoons was an angel in full wings, halo, robe regalia sitting on a cloud. The caption was – I wish I’d brought a magazine.

The angel that keeps the firewall working is awesome, his name is Michael.

“I keep asking to speak to the manager, but they keep telling me he’s ‘ineffable’!”

I’m surprised any of them got in. – Well, maybe Noah.

I am sooooo thankful that this ISN’T the version of Heaven described in the Bible, lol.

Down here, we’re still working hard to send you oxides of carbon.

Heh heh, reminds me of Mark Twain’s “Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven.” Very funny and exposes many of our human prejudices.

People with those kinds of attitudes would never make it into Heaven.

OK. Now in Hell. Ow! OUCH OUCH! HOT HOT HOT! Getting burned. WANT OUT!!! Some weird looking dude poking me with a pitchfork! STOP IT! HHHHEEEEeeeeelllppp….