Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 15, 2019

Your wedding day, right?

Walt had better start running.

Reminds me of the old joke.

Adam wakes up and points to Eve and asks God, “What’s That?” God explains that Eve is a woman. “What am I supposed to do with her?” So God says, “Adam, you know that I created the birds and the bees …” and has “the talk” with Adam.

So the next morning, God finds Adam walking in the garden, he gives him a wink and a nudge and says, “So Adam, how did it go last night?”

Adam looked at God and said, “OK, I guess, but I have one question.” “What’s that Adam?” “Lord, what’s a headache?”

Was that the first day Aunty could form words as a toddler, Walt?

Walt, I think you were probably unconscious… and you may be again real soon…

♫ To dream the impossible dream….♫

Letters, you’re gonna get letters. ‘’Adam: Stand Back Eve, I don’t know how big this gets"…..Fill in the lead up folks

F*** off you old S.O.B.

You know, fella, you REALLY don’t want to go there.. .you know, where men decided their home was their castle, and the little woman . . .yada, yada, yada. . .

Aunty’s biography.

Oh boy…should be some fallout over this one!

Rude.

Walt deserves better!!

Then Auntie came out of her medically induced coma.

Not speaking from personal experience are you, Walt?