Close to Home by John McPherson for April 24, 2019

Shrek 2. Been done.

Pinocchio ended up in jail probably because he was sticking his nose where it didn’t belong!

Good idea. Now if he can just get it out the door without anyone tripping on it.

“You need to tell one more lie….”

Pinocchio says, “No, I don’t,” and that does it. 8^)

I gotta wonder, what were they and Bleeb doing to get put behind bars?

I was going to do a “That’s what she said” joke, but there’s kids in the room.

He’d be out already if Trump were his cellmate.

My Bleeb, what nice long legs you have.

Let tRump do it.

hey, watch where you’re sticking that thing. it’s got a mind of its own, sweetheart.

Vote for me and I’ll fix all your problems and give you whatever you want…

Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Bleeb Cadets! Morning, General!

Why doesn’t Bleeb just walk over and get the keys? :)