Don’t forget the tRump stock. Gotta have the 12,000 lumen light, aquamaine/yellow polkadot laser sight, Pictinney rail, and seeing eye dog/barn-side finder. And the F-350 with 4 Yeti coolers loaded with Bear Whiz Beer (“It’s in the water. That’s why it’s yellow”). And the extended magazines, complete with centerfolds.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah. Mattel used to make THOSE.
BigDaveGlass over 5 years ago
Johnny Seven, one man army…..
Stevefk over 5 years ago
He’ll get a bang out of this one!
Display over 5 years ago
Don’t forget the tRump stock. Gotta have the 12,000 lumen light, aquamaine/yellow polkadot laser sight, Pictinney rail, and seeing eye dog/barn-side finder. And the F-350 with 4 Yeti coolers loaded with Bear Whiz Beer (“It’s in the water. That’s why it’s yellow”). And the extended magazines, complete with centerfolds.
jldyr2 over 5 years ago
That bear reminds me of my brother right now…
Goat over 5 years ago
I have a feeling most newspapers used a replacement strip when this initially ran.
gantech over 5 years ago
Appropriate name.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago
What is the bear going to do with that weapon? Neutralize Frank? Lol.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 5 years ago
Rocket Raccoon is going to be so jealous.
Ray Rappisi Jr Premium Member over 5 years ago
I hearted this, but it’s an anti-heart
Airbender over 5 years ago
Looks like something out of Starship Troopers or Aliens. He could level the entire sanctuary with that.
lee85736 over 5 years ago
To go with the gun, Ralph should also buy a Hummer.
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
The mottoes on the desk are getting harder to read!