Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    unless there are parishioners who really want to hear the sermon and not doze off

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    AFFICIONADO  about 5 years ago

    Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp in his sarcastic remark has dashed Flo.s and the Vicar’s joy at Andy’s remark by considering the sermon as a good sleeping potion :o) have a nice day Cappers.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    I enjoyed it but it was a little preachy.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Look at it this way: the vicar is an unqualified success in his profession. Every time he preaches, the congregation prays fervently for it to end!

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    Little Caesar  about 5 years ago

    “If you don’t strike oil after 20 minutes, quit boring.”

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    Waittilnxyr  about 5 years ago

    Even the Apostle Paul preached so long that a young man fell asleep (then fell off his seat and died; good thing Paul was there).

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    Funny.

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    Dave Ferro  about 5 years ago

    I saw that punch line coming from a mile away…

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The old Latin Mass ending: “Ite, MIssa est. Deo gratias” (From "More Growing Up Catholic, Meara, Stone, Kelly, & Davis 1986)

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    “Come unto me, and I will give you rest.” – Jesus of Nazareth

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    mycatfleur  about 5 years ago

    I can see Flo’s handbag meeting Andy’s ear-‘ole as soon as they are out of the Vicar’s sight….

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    Dean  about 5 years ago

    Ma often needed to elbow dad when his snoring got loud enough to be noticeable.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Evangelicals ministers are not known for brief sermons. I would accompany my wife to her church for Sunday services, where the good pastor could put me to sleep within the first 10 minutes of his 60-minute+ sermon. He was a nice guy, but not exactly a great preacher.

    She recently changed churches to one that had an earlier Sunday service, – and I might add, much shorter. My devout bride has noticed that she has not (yet) had to apply the elbow of awakening, as I have managed to stay relatively alert during the preachers’ sermons.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 5 years ago

    There should be some kind of religious commandment to the effect that “Thou shalt not telegraph punch lines”…….

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 5 years ago

    The preacher needs to keep checking Andy’s eyes to make sure he stays awake!

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    tad1  about 5 years ago

    I’ve never fallen asleep in Church, but, then again, I haven’t been to Church much. (I’m not anti-religious, I just prefer to stay home on Sunday.)

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    morgankhat  about 5 years ago

    If you can’t say it in 5 minutes, it’s not worth listening to.

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