Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 04, 2019

“Sibling Revelry: Brother/Sister Annoyance for Fun and Profit”

Actual book I loved as a kid; “How To Do Nothing With No One All Alone By Yourself.”

“How to sit comfortably after six of the best!”

‘How to bully and not get caught.’

‘How to lie.’

‘How to torment your parents.’

‘100 excuses for not doing your homework.’

‘How to show puppy eyes and get away!’

‘How to survive Home Alone’ was made into a movie.

“Rough It Up! How to Deface any Household Item”

How Do You Look For Lost Glasses!

Ask mom and dad for a kid brother or sister. Eventually you’ll outnumber your parents.

If it requires “reading”… forget it. If it ain’t on YouTube it will never been seen by our new youth.

How to hide those certain magazines you are not allowed to have.

I always seem to be around the kid who read ‘It Is Possible To Make a More Annoying Sound’.

I think my daughter wrote all four. Especially the first one.

I’m bored. There’s never anything to do here.

How to Leave Snot In Impossible Places

Playing “Where’s the Other Shoe” to Indefinitely Delay a Trip

Five Great New Tantrum Tricks

“Are we there yet?” Questions to ask in the car!