Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 28, 2019

Those two mutant cats who are with the dark powers than in defending us.

Hey, the British spelling of Doughnuts!

Actually, originally “doughnaughts.”

I’m with Sophie, I always hated going in the basement at night

Mmmm. Mold-covered spiders. With jelly-like filling. What’s not to like, Sophie? "Portaloids, now open past midnight, and 21 different “doughnut” varieties. Come for the coffee, stay for the Elder ones."

If everyone else is asleep, then it looks like they left a light on near that basement door.

Speaking of, why did they also leave said basement door open? I mean, it’s doubtful Sophie opened it herself (otherwise she’d open the front door to go outside whenever she wanted). And they’ve got Doug, who they probably don’t want trying to crawl down there unsupervised too, so…

This has been looking hard into it with Scyphi. :P

That’s proper. Most Americans can’t spell worth a damn, anyway.

Okay, well, patrol successful. Basement PROVEN as dangerous. Shut the door and go back to bed.

Dang cats left the portal open again.

I knew it! I keep telling people, but I get laughs. HAH!

Dont’ worry; that portal will open again under the crib…

I thought there wasn’t a basement (that Sophie knew of)