Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2019

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Well you, Marigold, are weird because you walk on four legs, have fur all over, and neigh really loud. How do you like it???

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    did you have to ask, Phoebe?

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    It’s like a little thing that you put on someone’s hand to know if they’re an alien. The instructions say “If subject does not have a hand, ask yourself whether you really need to administer the test.”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    She asked if her CHILDHOOD was weird, not her physique.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Careful you don’t use a certain “finger”, Phoebe. That’s not what it’s for.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    And let’s not forget she has tarantulas at the end of her legs. As for the question, how many children, let alone girls, do you think there are who are best friends with a unicorn and friends with a candy breathing dragon? About as much as girls who are Goblin royalty, I’d say.

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    christineracine77  over 5 years ago

    A magical creature who thinks everything about humans is weird does not seem like the natural authority to turn to on the matter . . .

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    Maybe Marigold’s not the right one to be asking this.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    From a unique-orn perspective, everything else is weird!

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    “I’ve been walking on two legs and picking things up with these! Wings? I’m thrilled that’s all I’ll be dealing with back in Equestria!”

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    DDrazen  over 5 years ago

    To quote Marigold in an old Sunday strip: “Thumbs are cheating.”

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    “Is my childhood weird?”

    “You have been nine years old for seven years now.”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Arachnodactyly is a condition in which the fingers and toes are abnormally long and slender. I suppose, from a unicorn’s perspective, we all suffer from this.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Weird is in the ear of the behearer.

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    mistie710  over 5 years ago

    “SpiderPheobe”. Heh!

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