Prickly City by Scott Stantis for May 11, 2019

Kids and their phones can’t pull away

“I know what you need.”

“Not really. You’re still showing me ads for things I bought weeks ago.”

I am so sick of “recommendations.”

When I’m tired my recliner has an ap for that problem.

“An ap”, “A nap” same same.

Carmen has a bed?! So, maybe, she has a, a, a, a house?! I do not recall seeing her inside of anything, unless you count the world’s atmosphere. Gasp!

There’s an album on Spotify called “deep sleep”.

It’s called the ‘Off’ button.