Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 01, 2019

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    Actually, I think the cats would be fascinated. For about five minutes.

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    djlactin  over 5 years ago
    Actually, the emotion that he is describing is “Envy”/.
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    LOLBeth  over 5 years ago

    He has a kid? I thought he couldn’t even get a date.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    “Hey, honey! Let’s get the kid a toy that’s basically a miniature lawnmower without a guard, that’s upside down, and flies.” “You’ll put your eye out!” “No he won’t…” “Not him, you!”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    I was staying with 2 of my grandsons (6 & 4) over Winter Solstice. I’d washed my (almost waist-length) hair so it was hanging loose instead of being in its usual ponytail. The y were flying a quad-copter drone in the house.

    Took me 5 minutes to get it loose, and another 10 to brush out the tangle………

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    My cats would be trying to catch the helicopters and drag them down to the landing to eat.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now we have Air Hogs Supernova. (Look it up.) You thought you were jealous before…

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