Lister: Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no-one around ’ere wants any toast!
Talkie Toaster: How ’bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins, we don’t like muffins round ‘ere! We don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Talkie Toaster (after a very brief pause): Ah, so you’re a waffle man!
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
…must burn bread!
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago
Man, that is one smart toaster!
Fontessa over 5 years ago
Yes, please. Hot buttered toast and a cup of cocoa.
J Short over 5 years ago
…well bread, actually.
We has seen the enemy over 5 years ago
“But first, can you take a fork and pry out that piece of muffin that’s stuck in me?”
Aliquid over 5 years ago
Lister: Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no-one around ’ere wants any toast!
Talkie Toaster: How ’bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins, we don’t like muffins round ‘ere! We don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Talkie Toaster (after a very brief pause): Ah, so you’re a waffle man!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Life After KITT: The William Daniels Story