FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 12, 2019

Welcome to Hell, Jason!

Am I also forgetting when Jason and EIleen had ice cream together (without Marcus)?

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, “I drank what?”

“Hello mudda, hello fadda,

Here I am at Camp Grenada,

Camp is very entertaining…"

Ice cream with Eileen Jacobson? Say it isn’t so, Jason.

Jason: I may be in fourth grade but I ain’t dead.

I know this is a theme, but at that age, to me, girls were just girls. They did weird things for no apparent reason but so did we boys. Girls were OK to be around or not.

It wasn’t until the himones and hermones kicked in that they became interesting.

Now as an adult I think women do weird things for no apparent reason but so do us men.

Notice the reference to camp Bohrmore (bore more)?

Admit it, Jason; you and Eileen were made for each other!

These days they’re married and worth over $6 billion.

I do believe you’re right. I recall him changing his name to Gates some years back!

A pity the characters are stuck at their ages forever. It would be classic to see Jason and Marcus reach puberty and suddenly get smacked in the head with the realization that they’d both rather be around Eileen than each other…..

Man I miss these storyline arcs

Camp Bohrmore? A very clever play on Neils Bohr’s name, especially with the ‘atom’ symbol on the shirts.