Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 14, 2019

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    That might depend on whether you show remorse.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Maybe a declawing sentence.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Nah! He knew what he was getting into. Just didn’t dress for it.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    We had one like that. Ended up surrendering it to the shelter. It became so wild, it ended up on death row.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    I’m really surprised his escape claws didn’t work!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Well, get ready to go back to the shelter, cat.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    You should have thought of that earlier!

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    Znox11  over 5 years ago

    My cat fights like the dickens when I have to put him in his carrier to go to the vet. But once we get to the vet, he walks in and out on his own. I know he does it on purpose just to show me up in front of the vet.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Ha! That will teach him….to trim my claws….

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I used to have to top the carrier up (my son holding it) and lower her kicking & screaming the whole time. She would put a back law one each side to srop.her progression into the box, but we always prevailed!

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If course autocorrect changed what I wrote! I meant PAW not law!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Put its food, and catnip and benadryl (ha) deep in to the cage first. Call me if you want me to design a safe quick-release trapdoor.

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    NaturLvr  over 5 years ago

    Try setting the carrier on end and lowering the cat into it, sometimes that helps. Also, to lessen the drama/trauma every time you need to transport, try leaving the carrier out and put something snuggly along with treats inside to tempt kitty in and lessen the fear and association of being taken to the vet.

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    rAtkinson  over 5 years ago

    Longer Sentence? Nope. Your going to get Neutered!

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Plead insanity – by reason of being a cat!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Carrier = Veterinarian = Stool samples!

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    Lightpainter  over 5 years ago

    Is that Lori Loghlon in the cage?

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    Wrap the cat in a towel to keep it from struggling, then place it in the carrier.

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