Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 25, 2019

Looks awful. You’ll be pleased when you’ve had enough.

It just reminded me of the radio station we have here with the call letters: KALE

0 is more than enough.

. . . and they made you buy it, too!

Google has 20 million hits.

for those on the kale-e-o diet?

Well… if you can’t get people to eat it.. and you have tons to get rid of.. turn it into an alcoholic beverage.. unless they read the label Americans probably wont even notice.

As he hops over to malt and barley.

Kale Kult is a real thing. Avoid it at all costs.

Raise the price and sell it at Whole Foods – and put it next to the Asparagus Water.

He’ll let the pale kale ale go stale. Epic fail.

Is there anything to the rumor (you probably “heard” it here, first) that a New Haven brewery is planning to market Yale Pale Kale Ale?

In regard to kale, I don’t eat it, but I drink it in smoothies almost every day

Sounds like a kale to action : > ]

A little chewy for my taste. And tastes a little too much like rancid horse urine smells.

No Way. :)

Ralph is even disgusted!