Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 16, 2019

I would never disrespect you with a lie, but the truth is also disrespectful.

Marigold insults humans all the time, so it’s only fair that Phoebe returns the favor.

You left out “obnoxiously egocentric” and “unintentionally disrespectful”.

“Yes, my butt is fancy.”

Believe it or not, there’s at least one unicorn (give or take) that’s not snotty, hoity-toity nor a fancy butt.

I guess Phoebe needs a reminder: #NotAllUnicorns.

She also has experience with other unicorns.

Those snotty, hoity-toity, fancy-butt unicorns ar the worst!

So Phoebe’s been to Canterlot?

Marigold resembled that remark, I suppose.

LOL “fancy-butt unicorn”. To a unicorn… isn’t that stating the obvious? I suspect unicorn turds come out already polished…Or wait, they poot rainbows, don’t they?

Isn’t, ‘Snotty Hoity Toity Fancy Butt’, the name of one of Marigold’s cousins?

A “fancy butt” Marigold" has. And she is constantly showing it off.