Ha! Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away . . . I was a professional renfest performer, so I spent a lot of time ‘hawking’ my shows or events. One of my favorite hawks was ‘We know what ye want! We know where ye live! And we know thy credit limit!!!!’
McColl34 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Whatever works (i.e. know your audience).
TammyHarris-Dearhouse Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, the key to marketing is knowing your audience…
arolarson Premium Member over 5 years ago
They seem to have stumbled into some sort of Stepford town….who knows what kind of horror lurks under all this unnatural grins!
over 5 years ago
A little happiness goes a long way.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Me,Me.
Denny Wheeler Premium Member over 5 years ago
I think I met Offal’s twin at a used-car lot.
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
Offal can read a crowd.
miscreant over 5 years ago
Just leave your wallets on the stage please.
poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, really!!
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid….
Maizing over 5 years ago
Offal fits right in here.
Sue Ellen over 5 years ago
He would be great on any of the cable shopping channels.
elhorr 26 days ago
Ha! Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away . . . I was a professional renfest performer, so I spent a lot of time ‘hawking’ my shows or events. One of my favorite hawks was ‘We know what ye want! We know where ye live! And we know thy credit limit!!!!’