New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 17, 2011

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Astrologers have known about precession for a very long time and account for it. One scientist told a newspaper reporter about it and all the rest of the media that failed to learn history repeated it.

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    Bill Thompson  almost 14 years ago

    It’s funny how no astrologer ever predicted this revelation.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    I think I’d like to be an “Oh Puke Us”…

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    I was a lion and now I’m a disease. I’ll tell you what they can do with that telescope. Sideways!

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    I was watching a rerun of the Toastidos Fiesta bowl sponsored by Chevy. Did I miss anything?

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    And, as we all know, these millenia old systems are perfect in every way since they guide lives everywhere. The faulty system could explain Reagan’s presidency since Nancy was running the country AND consulting her astrologer all the time.

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    prrdh  almost 14 years ago

    JohnnyDiego said, about 7 hours ago

    Now they want to make me a Taurus and I’m seeing red!

    Be careful or someone will banderilla you.

    As a Libran, I’m too rationalistic and skeptical to believe in nonsense like astrology.

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    Where’s a zodiac killer when you need one?

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    Kali  almost 14 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be Michel rather than Michael?

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    Pab Sungenis creator almost 14 years ago

    She also calls Confucious “Connie” and Charlemagne “Charlie.” I was tempted to have her call him “Mike.”

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Too bad they couldn’t make you a Cadillac, Johnny.

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    Kali  almost 14 years ago

    And she called Mark Twain, Sammy…

    ;-)

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    Isaac Asimov wrote an article about this 36 years ago.

    Oddly, enough, though, one thing the astrology fluffbunnies did get right was all that “Age of Aquarius” stuff.

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    Kali  almost 14 years ago

    I want to be born under the sign of Kasterborous…

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    mdblanche  almost 14 years ago

    Lewreader, you’re awfully crabby today.

    I once mentioned I didn’t believe in astrology to someone who should have known better about it. She called me a typical Pisces for my trouble.

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