B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 25, 2019

“Certified Organic” – An Organic that has passed all the required courses and has paid the ridiculously high licensing fees to a bunch of Over-Paid Bureaucrats.

So how many tomatoes did he get? Fresh or rotten?

ALL of the ORGANICALLY-skinned/metal underneath Terminators have that tattoo on their hips. Kinda like a fake I.D..

That’s not proof. It could have been printed in the factory.

I don’t know about the organic part of it, but Schwarzenegger is definitely ‘certifiable’.

To easily counterfeited. Besides, lets face it. Mechanical or not, Arnold is ‘The’ terminator.

I read all these cartoons to determine if they are funny or not – I am The Determinator!

If you want to be certified, you first have to be certifiable.

I like organic food. I tried inorganic food and it wasn’t tasty.

Not that convincing a tattoo when it’s a bar code.

Is Arnold a new member of The Dropkick Murphy’s?

One of movies’ greatest villains and greatest heroes and the same person (well, technically android, but androids are people too, right?).

I need a vacation.