Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2019

Come on, Wiz, why do you have Henry?

Where was the water?

Not to worry, Wiz. You still got that magic touch!

Been there done that…except for the magic.

Okay, the magic wand did its job. Now time for the magic credit card. A quick swipe and your right back in hot water again.

Home Depot and not Lowe’s?

That’s about how plumbing jobs go for me. Start a little “10 minute” job and there goes the whole day.

If it ain’t broke, fix it until it is.

Wrong touch of magic.

Wizard must be tired not being able to conjure up a new one…

yea, but now you got a water heater that can talk (and scream because of the pain of being broken in half), how cool is that

Even magic has it’s limits.

We had a power outage and had the Gas utility serviceman in yesterday. And guess what? We called again today. It stopped working. He had said that he would order parts for it. Good thing it’s warm outside.

It’s time alright.

Could have been worse, he could have turned off the safety mechanisms.

The wizard should have changed the rusted and broken heater long time back.

Lowe’s is better. They give military discounts without proof! You don’t have to haul your DD214 around.