“Fernando, see? What did I tell you? You cannot marry a nun; they’re already married to God/Jesus or whatever. Now, come home.. come home, Fernando. I’ll do that thing you really like… come, let’s go home…”
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (probably due to 1 very famous painting by him), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here.
has the prior work (my comment there one of the artist info URLs).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2200 (May 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
I need someone to transcribe this secret scripture onto silver plates and bury it in the Americas somewhere. Afterwards we’ll have no more discussion of multiple wives Johnson.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
“It says right here in this book of marriage that the wife must go to the monster truck show with the husband.”
Bilan about 5 years ago
Please, I beg you. Just because we haven’t seen the Avengers yet, don’t go spoiling it for us.
thebashfulone about 5 years ago
And THAT’s why they call it “The Blues”.
Egrayjames about 5 years ago
“Domino’s, Little Caesar’s, or Pizza Hut……..I’ve got all three phone numbers right here!”
jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago
“ It says right here. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife! Sarah,you don’t have to go…..”
aerotica69 about 5 years ago
Let me get this straight. He left me the contents of his safe but not the KEY???
rmremail about 5 years ago
Don’t worry, I’ll be right back after I run that annoying D’Artagnan through. I’ll be back in time for dinner. See, Richelieu is not concerned.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
“Fernando, see? What did I tell you? You cannot marry a nun; they’re already married to God/Jesus or whatever. Now, come home.. come home, Fernando. I’ll do that thing you really like… come, let’s go home…”
Call me Ishmael about 5 years ago
Consulting that zealot in red/ we all feel a tremor of dread/ with maniacal look/ he interprets the Book/ and somebody ends up ..dead.
Al Nala about 5 years ago
Is THAT the book you’re going to throw at me?
Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
“HOW many parking tickets has she acquired and HOW much is it going to cost?”" Jesus, Mary, Joseph!!"
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
It says right here, “repeated striking of the head with a stick” will have that effect.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 5 years ago
I don’t know why everyone is so down on jury duty. Yes, it can be inconvenient, but it is one of the most rewarding civic activities I have ever done.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
mabrndt Premium Member about 5 years ago
Receiving the Order or The Bride of Christ:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emanuel_Gottlieb_Leutze_-_Receiving_the_Order.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/leutze_emanuel_gottlieb.html
https://www.wikiart.org/en/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=915
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/l/leutze/biograph.html
http://www.artnet.com/artists/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze/
http://www.painting-history.com/artist/leutze_emanuel.htm
https://collections.lacma.org/node/167949
https://americanart.si.edu/artist/emanuel-gottlieb-leutze-2897
https://prabook.com/web/emanuel.leutze/3722253
https://www.andrews.edu/~wkunze/german/german-american/notable/L/leutze_emanu/leutze-e.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (probably due to 1 very famous painting by him), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/10/09?comments=visible
has the prior work (my comment there one of the artist info URLs).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2200 (May 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Linguist about 5 years ago
" I don’t care what Rowe v. Wade says! By God, we live in Alabama and those are the only laws we’re following! Right, Cardinal?"
stamps about 5 years ago
See, it says right here – it’s pronounced FRONKENSTEEN.
Another Take about 5 years ago
I need someone to transcribe this secret scripture onto silver plates and bury it in the Americas somewhere. Afterwards we’ll have no more discussion of multiple wives Johnson.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
I’m having the prosecutor review the jury pool. There are only 5 people in the county without jury exemptions.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sorry that’s the rule. If you don’t tithe 10% you have to give a woman to the church.
pcolli about 5 years ago
“What do you mean, ’Grandmother’s been drafted’?”
Impkins Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Spanish Inquisition? We weren’t expecting you! :>)
J Short about 5 years ago
Worst game of hide-n-seek ever.