Herman by Jim Unger for May 31, 2019

His parted in the middle looks like a big avenue.

I complain about haircut prices because I am bald.Barber says the cost is part finder’s fee.

I don’t think the gentleman’s request will pose a problem for his barber.

I tell the barber “I don’t care how you cut it as long as you leave it thick on top.”

Splitting A hair is no easy task, if you brush it forward……

I still have quite a crop on top, but as a bald friend of mine explained, “God made few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.”

A bald guy once told me that his bald head was a solar panel for a sex machine

Check “Pickles”

Yeah, parted like the Red Sea.

I kind of have that natural part about the width of my head on top now.

“In that case, today’s your lucky day!”

He’s in denial….

Just a little off the top.

Must be talking about his ear hair.

They told us in barber school there will be days like these.