They want a retainer so they can ignore you for weeks on end while they get retainers from others and so on and so on. Eventually, they hope you go away and give another lawyer a retainer.
That’ll about be what he’ll have left, i.e., just the one retainer, the second retainer keeping all his worldly goods together in greedy lawyer’s wallet.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Two retainers or 2 teeth?
christopher.w.owen over 5 years ago
Maybe you should just bend over Pig……….
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Pig has another retainer, but his neighbors up on the hill might not be happy if he removes that wall.
Bilan over 5 years ago
What good will a lawyer do with the Moss Cow?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
When was Pig an orthodontist patient and how did he even get the coverage?
PICTO over 5 years ago
If you want to be Pig’s mouthpiece take the retainer.
Gent over 5 years ago
Why’d ya need a lawyer, Pig? Did someone swinedle you?
Gent over 5 years ago
Don’t worry, folks. I won’t hog all the puns today.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Should of used Rat……Croc Power !
gr8fuldean over 5 years ago
I wish I could pay my attorney like that.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
PIG is sooo clueless…..wait til he realizes he needs money to retain a lawyer…I feel another HISSY FIT coming on….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
They want a retainer so they can ignore you for weeks on end while they get retainers from others and so on and so on. Eventually, they hope you go away and give another lawyer a retainer.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Tomorrow, Pig visits his haberdasher, who advises him to get braces.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago
Welcome, Pig, to the law firm of Wewill, Stickum and Howe!
jessie d. over 5 years ago
That’ll about be what he’ll have left, i.e., just the one retainer, the second retainer keeping all his worldly goods together in greedy lawyer’s wallet.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
That’s probably the only kind of retainer Pig will ever be able to get.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
What does Pig need a lawyer for exactly?
Reader over 5 years ago
A brief meeting.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Time to give him the brush off.
rdv63 over 5 years ago
Why is the lawyer drawn with no mouth? That seems counterintuitive. Not being argumentative, just curious.
Phydeux over 5 years ago
Just give me an arm. We’ll take the leg later.
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
And a prime candidate for retainer of prune juice
Mabster over 5 years ago
Why? None of the characters in this strip have mouths.
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 5 years ago
Saw that coming a mile away.
garcoa over 5 years ago
I’m going to get a Cease and Desist order, Stephan.
phetus over 5 years ago
Does Pig even have teeth?
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Pig needs a lot of help, not just a lawyer. I think he needs most of all a Personal Assistant/Life Coach to help him cope….