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Most boys/men have memories of school day girls with less than attractive attributes. In my grade school, in my class, we had the âfearsome foursomeâ. There was Andrea, who had a continuously runny nose (which she didnât wipe). There was Connie, who was shaped like a 5 ft. diameter beach ball. There was Gloria, whoâs teeth/breath could rival those of the wicked witch on the Wizard of Oz. Lastly there was Olga, who had scaly birthmarked skin. We also had some very nice girls, & girls who constantly âthrew themselvesâ at the boys. (like Roberta, who cornered me in the clothes locker in the back of my 2nd grade class room and put her arms around me and kissed me on my face ⊠OH, the cuties!)
Jon whatever it is about you that makes you so popular with the girls, I wish I had it. Itâs been so long since I had a date my current standards are she should be breathing, and she can pass for human, at least if the light is dim enough. The first standard is negotiable.
willispate over 5 years ago
didnât we see another date like that for Jon, only she had gills?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Are we like 20 years overdue for another high school reunion story arc?
codycab over 5 years ago
So sheâs some sort of dragon lady?
Watcher over 5 years ago
Sounds like she was a real fish, right Garfield.
mrcooncat over 5 years ago
Most boys/men have memories of school day girls with less than attractive attributes. In my grade school, in my class, we had the âfearsome foursomeâ. There was Andrea, who had a continuously runny nose (which she didnât wipe). There was Connie, who was shaped like a 5 ft. diameter beach ball. There was Gloria, whoâs teeth/breath could rival those of the wicked witch on the Wizard of Oz. Lastly there was Olga, who had scaly birthmarked skin. We also had some very nice girls, & girls who constantly âthrew themselvesâ at the boys. (like Roberta, who cornered me in the clothes locker in the back of my 2nd grade class room and put her arms around me and kissed me on my face ⊠OH, the cuties!)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
Was she wearing a cheerleaderâs uniform at the time her picture was taken?
jagedlo over 5 years ago
You really knew how to attract them, huh, Jon?
Tentoes over 5 years ago
She is actually Madam Vastra.
Clarence over 5 years ago
What kind of skin Jon
Mediatech over 5 years ago
The fish lady, sheâs quite a catch.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Do,re,mi ;)
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
Jon whatever it is about you that makes you so popular with the girls, I wish I had it. Itâs been so long since I had a date my current standards are she should be breathing, and she can pass for human, at least if the light is dim enough. The first standard is negotiable.
Heck who am I kidding theyâre both negotiable.
WilliamPennat over 5 years ago
Definitely a Reptilian infiltrator. She probably became a Republican and ran for Congress.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Something fishy about her, Jon.
fix-n-fly over 5 years ago
John â you have a girl friend already. Love the one you are with!
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
Fish or musical?
WCraft over 5 years ago
Cindy would be ashamed of some of you! âSee meâ â not the skin problem!
rgcviper over 5 years ago
AhhâJonâs relentless pursuit of women. Makes me think of the time he dated Kimmy from the pottery class âŠ
https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1990/11/28?ct=v&cti=2065795
b2plusa2 over 5 years ago
This one would probably make a better âGarfieldminusgarfieldâ.
sbferg over 5 years ago
Sounds like psoriasis or eczema. Believe me. Itâs much worse to have than to look at.
WentBrown about 4 years ago
Where those actually scales?