Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 07, 2019

Karat juice… good one. (Drinking gold powder, on the other hand… that gives me a loss of words.)

Are you saying the sun don’t shine on Uranus?

These days some people reduce the size of their wallets by drinking Goldschläger.

I have NEVER seen you be at a loss for words…..EVER!!!!! Especially questions!!

Well, isn’t that obvious? It’s always covered beneath all the clothes, so no wonder it doesn’t see as much sunlight as …. Oh, you meant Uranus.

Did the robbers steal their karat stools too?

https://www.oldtowntequila.com/el-cartel-tequila-silver-with-gold-flakes/

Middle Age sewers have gold.

So that’s where Goldschlager came from :-)

Far away Uranus may be, but when gas escapes we all suffer!

That is NOT a rockfish.

Bed panning for gold.

Greenland sharks live more than 400 years.

That planet’s name, in English, can’t be said now without the subject of the south end of the alimentary canal being referred to.

What, no “Uranus” jokes?

Aha, so this is what they mean when they say to stick it where the sun don’t shine! Uranus is so far away!

They gave my cousin gold shots for his RA.

Neptune and Pluto are farther away. And Planet 9 even farther away than that.

Uranus is 20 times further from the sun than earth is?? I BEG YOUR PARDON!!

Doctors used to give gold injections to arthritis sufferers. They also used bee sting therapy.

Uranus is FART her away! Giggle. Good thing.

can’t you get heavy metal poisoning from eating/drinking gold? There was an episode of House where a woman was trying to kill her husband with gold but I was never sure if it actually worked that way (I imagine the amount of gold you’d need to consume to actually get poisoned from it would be VERY expensive…)

What is the sense of the Uranus claim? There are a number of planets and “dwarf” planets, all planets have a different distance from the Sun (otherwise they would collide), and neither Earth nor Uranus are closest to or farthest from the Sun. Or should the number “20” impress us? (BTW, Pluto is almost 40 times further, and Sedna is even 500 times further from the sun than Earth is.)

Let the “Uranus” jokes begin!

Then as now: $28.99 Goldwasser 22 Karat 750ML , except where prohibited…

⇧ templo

“at a loss of words”

says the guy who suffers from diarrhea of the mouth…

I know mine certainly seems that far away…