Herman by Jim Unger for June 03, 2019

Toasters are cheaper than a dinner.

The only gadget my wife needs to put a meal on the table is a phone.

Not even a microwave?

Oh the humanity!

The toaster is another kitchen appliance that seems to make my pants shrink.

I was getting tired of Pop-Tarts every night anyway…

Herman’s thinking thank god!

But where can we find a restaurant that serves Pop-Tarts?

“And I was SO looking forward to a dinner of fine toast.”

Toast like mother used to make… burnt black, then scraped to a golden brown.

Sounds like my mom. She couldn’t cook, just never learned. Dad did all the cooking. When I grew up, I learned how so I’d always be able to fend for myself without having to live in restaurants. I do everything from scratch.

If We ate out,we’d be Broke.

Microwave broke, too?

Leggo my Eggo

“Oh look, it’s not plugged.” “Dang, all of a sudden you’re a Techie!”