Close to Home by John McPherson for May 31, 2019

The cat is looking a bit askance at that litter box. Be careful putting on your shoes.

If that was my cat Laptop he’d scratch that guy’s eyes out.

I wonder whittle it will work or not?

Getting rid of the cat will go a long way in helping the financial crunch, maybe just by letting stay outside. Not a ‘cat’ person, obviously.

What a great idea. Whittling is therapeutic and now the by product is useful. I suspect the cat will pee anywhere but in the box now, but it is still a good idea.

He’ll fill that box whittle by whittle.

Maybe it will help him build some upper body mass.

He couldn’t find any dirt?

Rock on.

Earl should spend the time looking for a new job – or trying to market artisanal cat litter.

“Earl, cut some real fine , I want to stretch this meatloaf a little.”

Earl is setting aside the larger tree branches so that during next winter he can start whittling a new rocker!

Bleeb better watch that rocker – we don’t want a squished Bleeb.

He’s on his way to developing a new, effective cat litter; he will be a millionaire in a few months.

Or you could take it outside a few times a day…