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For those who can read Dutch. In Den Haag (The Hague) a new Language Jester Card has been handed out to our civil servants, basically (jokingly) saying: why write in easy terms when you can make it really complicated?
Reminds me of our outgoing phone message from years ago: “You have reached the C…. family instrument of communication.” It went on from there in much the same vein.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why? Because the term “prevents” hasn’t been invented yet…….,
Sisu60 over 5 years ago
it’s government work so wordy, if you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them by your bullshirt
Harry Grapjas over 5 years ago
For those who can read Dutch. In Den Haag (The Hague) a new Language Jester Card has been handed out to our civil servants, basically (jokingly) saying: why write in easy terms when you can make it really complicated?
https://www.omroepwest.nl/nieuws/3855012/Van-de-hoofdredactie-Met-taal-niet-voor-joker-staan
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
I’ve come across mission statements like that…
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
Ask a lady
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Original motto: the mail will be delivered come Hell or high water. Lawyer/pols decided the contract needed more detail to avoid complaints
Kip W over 5 years ago
Let the chips fall where they may!
Jan C over 5 years ago
Reminds me of our outgoing phone message from years ago: “You have reached the C…. family instrument of communication.” It went on from there in much the same vein.
Lynnjav over 5 years ago
eschew obfuscation
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
“And he can come in any kind of weather, because his bag is made of leather”…
wjones over 5 years ago
Stays is another way of saying does not change.