Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 30, 2019

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Bartender, Doctor. Same diff. “Just what the bartender ordered.” If bartenders placed orders.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    “Loosen her stays and give her some brandy.” — Dr. Watson

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    That and bleeding…

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    A# 466  over 5 years ago

    And purgatives, sometimes based on or containing mercury salts.

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    ekw555  over 5 years ago

    I say, old bean, did you mean to say a “draught of brandy” ?

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    The brandy if for the doctor, not the patient.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There’s just never enough whisky

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    Madzdad the bard  over 5 years ago

    After that, bloodletting for everyone!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Gin refined out most of the whiskey toxins and infused botanicals with some quinine in the water. It sounds better than probiotic smoothies.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Hair of the dog?

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    ZarPaulus  over 5 years ago

    Well, alcoholism was considered more of a moral failure than a disease back then.

    Who am I kidding? It’s still considered a moral failing today.

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