Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 04, 2019

Oxy doxie?

Stop giving out free samples of “Love Potion Number Nine”!

Not if she’s a drug company employee. The marketing of pharmaceuticals is a disgrace.

Leave Mrs White alone. Quit being a pill

Drug companies hand out samples to docs to give to patients…. they’re the biggest drug pushers in the world….the ads are sickening….UGH!

Since the drug companies are some of the biggest sponsors of the news, you will very rarely hear any negative reports in regards to them.

“One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small…”

Choose the red pill!

Mrs. White got me tight! That’s called a Whitey-Tighty!

The Sackler family tries a new approach to pill pushing.

She’s offering free samples of Cannabis and/or Opioids to get people addicted.

She got transferred here. What, no one told you about it?

“Ask your doctor about …” Now drug companies are trying to get you to prescribe your own medicine.

My wife is a nurse. Every time I am prescribed a new medication, she goes on line and gets the PDR on it. It usually comes with about 5 pages of possible side effects. She does the same with all her other patients. She will sometimes “inventory” their meds and make a list and tell the patient, “show this list to your doctor.”

Blue pills? Is she looking to get lucky?

They’re blue, of course…

So that’s the store you buy happiness at !!!

Mrs White, In the wrong department, with…???

Mrs. White, please don’t give those little blue pills out indiscriminately. Mrs. White? Mrs. White…?

Take a Damnitall for that pleasant nothing at all feeling…

“Now, dear, this little pill is VERY powerful. They call it a placebo, but I call it a cure-all! One of those babies and you are LIT!”

Mrs. White in the Pharmacy with Poison…

I think she should be in the bakery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o88jGaMduVA

Funniest cartoon o the day! Kudos!

I worked with a guy who took a woman to Costco at lunchtime on their first date, to eat samples. He couldn’t understand why she turned down a second date. (Really happened.)

My father suggested that I [7 years old] walk up to the bank teller someday and ask for some free samples.

Could be worse…she could be in the Photo Development Dept.

Rueben Pumpernickel is covering the deli with Ms. Rye. When I left I heard something about putting a bun in the oven.

Often, Costco has free samples of semi-pharmaceuticals such as “diet bars” or “vitamin water”. I prefer the actual food samples, but they don’t ask me!

Viagra? I love her vacant smile.