Best to ignore that rule. Americans are hard enough to handle as it is. Giving us all itchy, dirty butts can only lead to another World War.
and I thought bathroom attendants were unnecessary overkill
To make matters worse, it’s single-ply toilet paper!
I would be making sure to do my pooping somewhere else.
Guy has a bummer of a job…
Now that’s just gross.
Oh sh!
You’ll have to bring your own “bidet bottle”, as well as a big sheet to hang in front.
But it’s all one continuous sheet, just with perforations.
Guy should be handing out one sheet per customer.. for a fee.. as they do in many countries.
by far the cleanest method of cleaning one’s self after a natural bowel movement is washing yourself with water.
After flushing, just use the fresh toilet water to rinse yourself.
Anal detention
TPPD
I’d be more concerned if he was enforcing a recycling policy.
At the end of this, I believe Joe promises a TP usage talk. I’ve never seen that one.
https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel
This dude’s got a sheety job.
Plus (or rather, negative), no doors on the stalls so that everyone can be closely monitored. Now that is the definition of a crappy job!
That really is conservationist. My great uncle told me that in the early years of the 20th century the Royal Naval paymaster stores rule was 4 sheets per sailor per day – up-swipe, down-swipe, side-swipe & polish.
We need this today…4-10-2020
hawgowar about 5 years ago
Best to ignore that rule. Americans are hard enough to handle as it is. Giving us all itchy, dirty butts can only lead to another World War.
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
and I thought bathroom attendants were unnecessary overkill
macky87 about 5 years ago
To make matters worse, it’s single-ply toilet paper!
enigmamz about 5 years ago
I would be making sure to do my pooping somewhere else.
donwalter about 5 years ago
Guy has a bummer of a job…
Intergalactic Hussy about 5 years ago
Now that’s just gross.
lopaka about 5 years ago
Oh sh!
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
You’ll have to bring your own “bidet bottle”, as well as a big sheet to hang in front.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
But it’s all one continuous sheet, just with perforations.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
Guy should be handing out one sheet per customer.. for a fee.. as they do in many countries.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago
by far the cleanest method of cleaning one’s self after a natural bowel movement is washing yourself with water.
After flushing, just use the fresh toilet water to rinse yourself.
If you think that’s gross, then so be itrobolt about 5 years ago
Anal detention
Lablubber about 5 years ago
TPPD
GrouchoT about 5 years ago
I’d be more concerned if he was enforcing a recycling policy.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
At the end of this, I believe Joe promises a TP usage talk. I’ve never seen that one.
https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel
al.howard about 5 years ago
This dude’s got a sheety job.
Longhair about 5 years ago
Plus (or rather, negative), no doors on the stalls so that everyone can be closely monitored. Now that is the definition of a crappy job!
Peam Premium Member about 5 years ago
That really is conservationist. My great uncle told me that in the early years of the 20th century the Royal Naval paymaster stores rule was 4 sheets per sailor per day – up-swipe, down-swipe, side-swipe & polish.
rookie26201 about 4 years ago
We need this today…4-10-2020