Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 06, 2019

Best to ignore that rule. Americans are hard enough to handle as it is. Giving us all itchy, dirty butts can only lead to another World War.

and I thought bathroom attendants were unnecessary overkill

To make matters worse, it’s single-ply toilet paper!

I would be making sure to do my pooping somewhere else.

Guy has a bummer of a job…

Now that’s just gross.

Oh sh!

You’ll have to bring your own “bidet bottle”, as well as a big sheet to hang in front.

But it’s all one continuous sheet, just with perforations.

Guy should be handing out one sheet per customer.. for a fee.. as they do in many countries.

by far the cleanest method of cleaning one’s self after a natural bowel movement is washing yourself with water.

After flushing, just use the fresh toilet water to rinse yourself.

If you think that’s gross, then so be it

Anal detention

TPPD

I’d be more concerned if he was enforcing a recycling policy.

At the end of this, I believe Joe promises a TP usage talk. I’ve never seen that one.

https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel

This dude’s got a sheety job.

Plus (or rather, negative), no doors on the stalls so that everyone can be closely monitored. Now that is the definition of a crappy job!

That really is conservationist. My great uncle told me that in the early years of the 20th century the Royal Naval paymaster stores rule was 4 sheets per sailor per day – up-swipe, down-swipe, side-swipe & polish.

We need this today…4-10-2020