Wondermark by David Malki for July 26, 2019

I have had pretty bad results with Lipton, now that you mention it.

But it seems to sell pretty well without my patronage.

For a good common tea, get PG Tips, Tetley or TyPhoo. Avoid the American brands like the plague.

Five Roses Tea in this house.

Just sweeten it with some Bourbon.

Gail Simone put you up to this, didn’t she?

Can’t say “bitch” on GoComics, huh?

Last panel is spot on.

I had occasion to travel to Ukraine years ago. I expected to sample some good stout Russian blends. But on the Ukranian airline, the restaurants, nearly everywhere I went, Lipton was served. A waitress explained it was the most popular tea. {8>O

It might not be the best, but it’s at a level consistently well below that.

Does anyone remember the Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co.?

Liptons is like Bud or McDonalds. It is a constant and will adequately serve its purpose.

Lipton tea was founded in Briton. So please do not pin that turd on America’s shirt!