That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 30, 2019

“Miss, please don’t litter.”

“Ocean is on your left. You have arrived at your destination.”

“Copy and send this letter to ten other people…”

“My dear, it’s not you, it’s me. We can be just friends?”

Interesting that she threw the envelope on the ground. Or perhaps dropped it in horror…

“This letter will self-destruct in 5 seconds. You should drop it and bustle your way away from here…now!”

“Well that’s got rid of husband number three….. who’s next on the list?”

Things to do Today: #1 Lose the bustle.

#2 Buy conditioner.

#3 Find out who the litterbug is on the west pasture.

Instructions on how to get a tan.

Orange is the new back.

All dressed up and nowhere to go. Sara would dress in her Sunday best wherever she was going, whether it was to the fish market or the beach or even to the out house.

That bustle she wears to the beach/ is a chore- it must be cleaned with bleach/ and the style’s a bit dated/ but it CAN be inflated/ when the lifeguards are all out of reach.

“Stop 13A, place miniature silo 6 inches from barn.”

“If you are reading this, you will die after ten minutes. (How long after, we don’t know.”

your call is very important to us, please listent to the following options since they have been recently changed

“What do they mean, ‘reboot’? Is that something to do with my bustle?”

With absolutely no discernible skills or talents with which to make a living, Great Grandma Kardashian wonders if there might be some way to monetize her big booty…

“Dear Jane,

I’m sick and tired of your bragging about how big your brolly is.

I’m taking my little dingy and oaring my way down the Rhine.

Sincerely, Dick”

Reading a Dear Jane letter at Lovers Leap…not a good idea..

Umbrella technology is dead. Get a drone!

She had been hoping for a little fresh air while she read, but she could tell by the heat on her back that she was in for a doozy of a hot flash.

In the Evening Sun or The letter: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jacob_N%C3%B6bbe_In_der_Abendsonne_1882.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Other than what’s perhaps indirectly pointed to by the first URL: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_N%C3%B6bbe 

and links it points to, I was unable to find other info about this artist (that Chrome could attempt to translate). 

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vimu.info%2Fbiography.jsp%3Fid%3Dfor_19_3_4_bio_jacobnoebbe_de 

has its Google translated Biographie … link (for whatever reason, Chrome currently ends the translation prematurely). Perhaps those who read German can find more. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2212 (May 29, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Teaser for the long-awaited sequel, Bridges of Nantucket Bay

“Earn up to $5000 a week mailing letters like this one!”

merium, looking over her will, is deciding whether to slide down the hill into town or go to the nude beach for the afternoon. looks like the beach wins.