Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2019

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    If he was in England he should bloody well know that.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s his own blood now.

    If possession is really nine-tenths of the law.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Just stay away from any blood donation camps in Transylvania, folks.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    “OK then, how ’bout some urine?”

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    He went to all the trouble to collect it, the least you could do is test it to see if you can use it! (Who am I kidding, it was no trouble at all for him.)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But we are a little low – would you mind going around to the back door?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    And most donors don’t include the heart with it.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Okay, so I’m re-gifting!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But this is a special blend.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    That’s an awfully insecure way to carry blood.

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “No thank you sir – you’re not my type.”

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    hyhybt  over 5 years ago

    But it’s Friday the 14th.

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