Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 15, 2019

Sad, but true.

At two hours for ten candidates each night, I’m sure they’ll each get to make their case. Elizabeth Warren is the heavy hitter the first night, and Bernie and Biden the second, chosen by a random draw.

How about giving the moderator(s) the ability to turn off the lights and microphones to any candidate who strays from the question asked to make a point on an unrelated issue? Same for a candidate who won’t stay behind his own podium? Same for a candidate who tries to interject during another speakers’ turn?

In other words, let’s model “debates” after the Gong Show.

I think they should just talk over one another.

Dem soundbite drinking bingo game!Place a bingo token or take a drink each time younhear any of these terms.

Collusion. Obstruction. Oversight. Trump. Hate. Nazi. Democratic Socialism.Equality. 1%. 99%. Social justice. Direct democracy. Popular vote..

You should choose the drinking game option to help you laugh more easily at the lies, disinformation and propaganda.

Arm them all with .357s, it might be noisy, but the survivors get to run, and the losers, well no loss.

The only thing worse than listening to a politician is listening to someone who wants to become a politician.

Now, let me get this straight. There are going to be a bunch of pithy people trying to pith on everything, hoping to be the leading pither, so the voters can be thoroughly pithuated. And they’re going to pith on us until we have elected the best pither??