They once asked Dorothy Parker if she could use the word ‘horticulture’ in a sentence.
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
I think that someone is rooting around for something. But I’m not sure for what.
“Mommy, Mommy, what does this cartoon mean?”
He’s just a growing boy.
If he bothers her she can tell him she’s not frond of him anymore and he has to leaf her alone.
… and rolling about in the hay.
Obviously, she has skirted the issue.
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think”…
He wants to graft a new limb to my trunk.
“Does he have a green thumb?”
Stand back…..giv em’ plenty of bloom
Sometimes, if you can’t amuse others, ya jest gotta amuse yourself
It’s an acquired taste…….and I’ve acquired it
GROAN!
He must be very frond of her.
He got a woody, but no where to plant it
That may not be her only problem; there are rumors that he’s a stalker.
Implants?
Rick McKee
Differentname over 5 years ago
They once asked Dorothy Parker if she could use the word ‘horticulture’ in a sentence.
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
I think that someone is rooting around for something. But I’m not sure for what.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Mommy, Mommy, what does this cartoon mean?”
bryce.gear over 5 years ago
He’s just a growing boy.
Display over 5 years ago
If he bothers her she can tell him she’s not frond of him anymore and he has to leaf her alone.
dukedoug over 5 years ago
… and rolling about in the hay.
J Short over 5 years ago
Obviously, she has skirted the issue.
TurbosDad over 5 years ago
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think”…
zeexenon over 5 years ago
He wants to graft a new limb to my trunk.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
“Does he have a green thumb?”
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Stand back…..giv em’ plenty of bloom
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Sometimes, if you can’t amuse others, ya jest gotta amuse yourself
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
It’s an acquired taste…….and I’ve acquired it
fgerbil46 over 5 years ago
GROAN!
Mediatech over 5 years ago
He must be very frond of her.
buckman-j over 5 years ago
He got a woody, but no where to plant it
Jim G Premium Member over 5 years ago
That may not be her only problem; there are rumors that he’s a stalker.
brianastle over 1 year ago
Implants?