Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 05, 2011

players on the Jefferson bench are going to do a dance routine to “It’s Raining Men” therefore distracting Lini. haven’t seen the melting flesh since 2 a days….

Parker-Lini-Goggleman-Kayla-such intrigue…and Jefferson has been scouting and knows “what to do.” WTF is Gil hiding?

They’re going to “Kevin Garnett” Lini on every jump shot.

I predict the plan is to hit him hard to get him off his game. Since they know his “personal background” he won’t like it getting physical (basketball physical that is). At least that would be the stereotypical thinking.

The Jefferson coach has an evil gleam in his eye.

Kayla will be appearing on Maury Povich tonight, with Lini to follow on Ellen Degeneres. Shirley Povich ( Maury’s dad and a baseball Hall of Fame sportswriter) will be in his grave,wondering why he never did a column on the great Gil Thorp.

Lini will shock Jefferson the same way Kobe Bryant would. After 30 or 40 shots in a row, he will pass the ball and go for one of those “assist” things.

Melting flesh, or just a crying need for ProActiv?

I predicted Lini would get “roughed up.” The Jeff’s coach looks supremely confident like Ed Henry from “Remember the Titans”.

Lini will scratch their eyes out.

btw -cut your belly fat bywatching the BS offf to the right

Gill and Kayla knew what to do a few months ago. Now, Gil is hiding a secret, a baby in Kayla’a oven!! Jeepers!